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  1. me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
  2. me: so that's my contribution to society
  3. me: you're welcome
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gutterpussy:

killerladyboner:

nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

Not every guitar player is an asshole okay bye.

You can also spot the attention whore at a party with an accoustic guitar as bait

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lesangnoir:

My Sir’s perfect hand on my thigh. :) Lucky me. 

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